Jackadict wrote : Tune Afish of course !

Good answer!!

Hi Hi Hi with Jackadict

I prefer HO HO HO ! (look at the beach)

Raelee wrote : The "Slippery Nipple" should be served in a special cup shaped like a very lovely breast with only one place to drink from....

This cup already exist...
According to the legend, the first "coupe de champagne" (french champagne glass) has been modelled on the shape of Madame de Pompadour's breast... (Madame de Pompadour was the mistress of the french king Louis the XV's)
It's look like this:

or like this:

But it's hard to find it now, because everyboby use flutes now

Excellent research, luke. Maybe Raelee or Cloé would volunteer to continue this marvelous tradition of Mme de Pompadour and pose for a (nowadays virtual) coupe de champagne, exclusively for the Lagoon Bar ...?

Hey beauties, what do you say?

Marevelous tradition!!! Ja, ja.... mit Speck fängt man Mäuse....

(with bacon you can catch mouses)

mmmmmm interesting thought. I'm willing. How about you Cloé? Where shall we do the sitting?

Ah!! Let's see. How do we work this? You model photographically? Our sculptor needs to get a feel of the real object before committing it to 'clay'? Or we just make a plaster cast and gently, so gently cleanse our delicate offering after the mold has set?

How would we cleanse?

Um? What would Cloe desire? Be exposed or felt?

Raelee wrote :
mmmmmm interesting thought. I'm willing. How about you Cloé? Where shall we do the sitting?

Realee I'm in the Seattle area... while normally very busy I am willing to expend whatever time is required to make a mold of your naked breast. I suspect it will require numerous attempts of carefully spreading the plaster to get one worthy of the Lagoon. Erect nipple required!
L
Once again you show your intelligence ([Alt] 130 = é). Atta Girl
Perhaps a complete body cast would save time in the long run... Again I am willing to devote the time required.

Squeeky you posted while I was composing... great minds think alike. Ho Ho Ho (for Jack, Ha Ha Ha customary for English and Hi Hi Hi for French).

Perhaps I was blinded by lust... could happen
L

If the legend is right, seems that Madame de Pompadour wasn't very busty. Those who see a 'coupe de champagne' can confirm you. I would bet for a A size (sorry, i don't know the correspondence of cup size for other country than France, but A is the smallest)
Raelee and Cloe, if you find the question too personal, you don't have to answer, but...

Which size(s) will have the "Shark's lagoon lounge glass" ?

Just to know after how many glasses we'll be drunk

To be drunk, depend of the size of the glass and what there is in...
Champagne or special liquor !

qbv8 a dit : Excellent research, luke. Maybe Raelee or Cloé would volunteer to continue this marvelous tradition

Why only Raelee or Cloé ?
Isn't there any others volunteers in the lagoon ?

Let's make an open plaster-cast, then we easily can decide how the lagoon-bar-cup should be sized. All female sharkies or mermaids or sirens or the like are invited to send their valuable objects to shark. Hi, Shark, how it is with a generally publishable address?! this could be for example: Boat "Sirene 1" in the Yachting Marina of Marseille, France

luke and Jackadict:

You both make an excellent point. When considering the size of the Glass, keep in mind if the Glass can be held with one hand or would require the use of both hands!!

As an example; the range of different size Glasses could run from small (Madame de Pompadour) to extra large (Dolly Parton).
[Dolly Parton is a popular Country Music Singer from Tennessee.]

Who, the hell is Dolly Parton???