Wow, this is embarrassing. Can someone please tell me how exactly you send a p.m?

Click on the PM icon of the person you are trying to send a message to, compose your message and, very important this, make sure you give it a subject. Send it!

You can also get at the messaging editor through your User Control Panel.

Thanks Greebo. I am Dolerhyde and am, quite obviously, thick as s**t.