Re: The Adventures of the Blood Ninja

Ladies and gentlemen,
Those of you that have read my postings across the forum might have allready guessed that I have been around for a while, in general I mean. I got internet relatively early. Back in the late 90's some cyber sex transcrïpts started to pop up on various sites. I was just sitting here surfing here the other day and I suddenly remembered them, I don't really know what triggered it, but I started to search for them. To my amusement and great joy I found em. Some pages had just pieces of them, but I managed to dig up a site that had all of them intact.
Blood Ninja is a fake character, a child of Irc/messanger/aim. The character was created by a humour site that had a group of 10-20 regular people that appeared on various chat programs and set people up into various absurd situations and then posted the chat transcrïpts on their website. The nicks were allways altered to protect the poor victom. Blood ninja was one of the many characters that they made, and with this character they went all the way, where nothing was holy, and they trapped their poor victoms in the most absurd and riddiculous situations.
The reason that I just write about these transcrïpts and don't actually post them here is simple. These transcrïpts are hillarious, many of them are so funny that I litterary fell of my chair and rolled around laughing at the floor. They are however also extremly brutal, crosses just about every thick red line you are not suppose to cross. This is extremely offensive stuff and step on just about every toe on your foot with steel tipped boots.
If you got a good sence of humour, not easily offended and able to take a joke even if it's pushed way way way way to far, then I recommend that you spend a couple of minutes with google and look up The adventures of the Blood ninja.
However If taboo subjects, harrasment and extremely brutal written context offend you, well... don't look it up, and I apologize for wasting the time you spent on reading this post.
Those of you that have read my postings across the forum might have allready guessed that I have been around for a while, in general I mean. I got internet relatively early. Back in the late 90's some cyber sex transcrïpts started to pop up on various sites. I was just sitting here surfing here the other day and I suddenly remembered them, I don't really know what triggered it, but I started to search for them. To my amusement and great joy I found em. Some pages had just pieces of them, but I managed to dig up a site that had all of them intact.
Blood Ninja is a fake character, a child of Irc/messanger/aim. The character was created by a humour site that had a group of 10-20 regular people that appeared on various chat programs and set people up into various absurd situations and then posted the chat transcrïpts on their website. The nicks were allways altered to protect the poor victom. Blood ninja was one of the many characters that they made, and with this character they went all the way, where nothing was holy, and they trapped their poor victoms in the most absurd and riddiculous situations.
The reason that I just write about these transcrïpts and don't actually post them here is simple. These transcrïpts are hillarious, many of them are so funny that I litterary fell of my chair and rolled around laughing at the floor. They are however also extremly brutal, crosses just about every thick red line you are not suppose to cross. This is extremely offensive stuff and step on just about every toe on your foot with steel tipped boots.
If you got a good sence of humour, not easily offended and able to take a joke even if it's pushed way way way way to far, then I recommend that you spend a couple of minutes with google and look up The adventures of the Blood ninja.
However If taboo subjects, harrasment and extremely brutal written context offend you, well... don't look it up, and I apologize for wasting the time you spent on reading this post.