i have to agree Greebo....a VERY lonely god...

pilot fish can't read...
even worse....
pilot fish cannot be taught

DiTo '10

I personally love this, it's from "Scent of a Woman" of Brest:
"When the shit hits the fan, some guys stay and some boys run"

"Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering" -Yoda

... Suffering leads to self-pity. Self-pity leads to envy. Envy leads to anger ...

Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes; then you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

D-Willy wrote : Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes; then you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

Yeah and when he had smaller feet, you 'll have blisters all over

If the shoe doesn't fit, you must acquit. (apologies to Johnnie Cochran)

(insert situation)...when hell freezes over...

"There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are the messengers of overwhelming grief, of deep contrition, and of unspeakable love." ~ Washington Irving

That's what comes of looking for the seeds in an onion

Or getting hit on the balls

Rikwar, that made me cringe just reading that...

My exact feelings Sexychild, last week after a shower I accidently snapped my family jewels with the wet end of the towel, the word God came out but didnt have anything at all to do with sex

And now the rest of the story:
The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. (Ladies.....Quit Laughing.)

took how many years for ladies to realize that they can do shit other than make sandwiches? :P

Just found this thread. Here are a couple of my favorites:

"It's easier to get forgiveness than permission."

and

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin