Proverbs

[luke]

JIMMYJOHN wrote : A propos, pourquoi le nom de "LUKE"?
Parceque tu tires plus vite que ton ombre?

Non, pas tout à fait. Vois ma réponse à cette question dans cette discussion

[muaddib69]

Sexychild68 wrote :
"Religion is the opiate of the masses"
"The masses are the opiate of religion"

Do I read heinlein here?

My all time favorite is:
"Specialization is for insects"

[D-Willy]

My dog's philosophy:
If you can't eat it, f*** it.

My Girl Friend's philosophy:
If it isn't expensive, it isn't worth a f***.

My philosophy:
If at first you don't succeed, f*** it.

There's too much f***ing philosophy in this world and not enough f***ing f***ing.

Regarding computers:
Computers save us time so we can do the things we wouldn't need to do if we didn't use computers.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

[shark]

D-Willy wrote : There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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[Mimailia]

D-Willy wrote :
Regarding computers:
Computers save us time so we can do the things we wouldn't need to do if we didn't use computers.

Ouch, this one hits too close to home!


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[luke]

D-Willy wrote : There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

shark wrote :
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x 10

[DiTo]

and a bit more

[Greebo]

Heh!

[Sexychild68]

"The highest test of a civilization is its willingness to extend a helping hand to the less fortunate. Like an individual, it lifts itself up to up by lifting others up."-Booker T. Washington

[Hey Chief!!!]

My favorite is:
"If you do not know what it does.... don't fuck with it!"

And for the person whom states it is to much trouble to vote.
"If you didn't vote......Don't bitch"

[Marco6661]

En français:

-"Les cons, ça ose tout. C'est même à ça qu'on les reconnait." Michel AUDIARD, dialoguiste de cinéma.

-"L'intelligence, c'est comme un parachute, quand on en a pas, on s'écrase." Pierre DESPROGES (le regretté!),humoriste français.

-"quelle est la matière qui ne manque jamais? L'intelligence! Chacun croit toujours en avoir assez." (?)

Je confie à quelqu'un de plus qualifié que moi le soin de traduire en anglais, je ne crois pas Google assez fin pour ça!

A méditer, moi compris...

Marco.

Edit:

Ne voulant pas passer pour un "chieur", un petit dernier que l'on m'a dit être polonais:
-"C'est quand le chat est repu qu'il trouve que le cul de la souris pu!"

English:-"Is when the cat is fed it found that the mouse's ass feels!"

[Sexychild68]

"Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering" -Yoda

[Greebo]

"Better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

Attributed to lots of people in one form or another, from Socrates, through Galileo, to Mark Twain

[Sexychild68]

"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."

-Jean Rostand

[Greebo]

Hmm! A very lonely god!