Most Cheesey Chat Up Lines

[PinkVendetta]

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[Mimailia]

Years ago, I had a business card that read: "If you would like to have sex, smile and keep this card. If not, just tear it up." It was, however, made of some space-age material that could NOT be torn or destroyed in any way. Used to get lots of laughs with it!

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[PinkVendetta]

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[Greebo]

I just came across what is definitely not a chat up line, but rather a sort of put down line, and I felt I had to share it:

"She's so catty, she should come with a litter box."

[Ehlanna]

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
"Nice shoes, fancy a shag?"

[Mimailia]

"Nice shoes, fancy a shag?"

Reminds me of a line a friend (of a friend) used to use. He would ask a girl to dance, at a club, if she said NO, he would reply "dead-pan" - "I guess a blowjob is out of the question?" He swore it had about a 5% success rate.

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[Greebo]

Were those the 5% with active herpes?

[el drakki]

"Nice shoes, fancy a shag?"

Reminds me of a line a friend (of a friend) used to use. He would ask a girl to dance, at a club, if she said NO, he would reply "dead-pan" - "I guess a blowjob is out of the question?" He swore it had about a 5% success rate.

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The same in spanish:

-¿Bailas?
-¡No!
-Entonces, de follar ni hablamos...

[Zellgoddess]

Seriously no one put up "your legs must be tired, because you have been running threw my mind all day long" or "did you fall from heaven because you look like an angel". two most well known and cheesiest pick up lines.