Actually, I think that would be really interesting.
"Hi, I'm here for our date."
"Great. Nice to meet you. Go away while I change my address."
"Wait, what's your name?"
"I'd rather not say."
"Would you like to sit on the couch and talk?"
"I don't want to tell you whether or not I have a couch."
"Can I at least come in and balance a pail of water on top of one of your cupboards, or sabotage your bathroom faucet?"
"..."
"Who are you calling?"
"Hello, 911? There's a weirdo at my front door."
"Wait...stop...isn't this a dating sim?"
"Yes. It's a realistic one. Hello, dispatcher? Yes, he's wearing a blue shirt..."
Would you like to:
1) Run.
2) Stay, get arrested, and spend the night in jail.