I have no idea why these docks are empty, where are you guys who welcome new entries?
If no one's here then it falls to me, let me say
Hi! to the new fishes.
Hopefully you'll find we are a friendly bunch, that is if all the sharks here had proper lunch.
For your own safety and our ease of mind, there is a small set
rules to abide.
And for frequent questions and such, there is a
FAQ to watch.
All in all, a warm welcome to you each, just a few more words before you hit the beach:
Don't worry if you feel one of a kind, all the residents here have a
sickmind.
The beach is filled with comfy beds, go ahead and try one,
xgrotesc.
A warning to all, not just
JM Funk, no climbing the palm tree's trunk.
Did I catch your name right,
TheBellboy? Well, at least you're not from hell, boy.
I'm sure you won't regret no longer
lurking, in a short while, you'll feel like a king.
Don't be so shy, let us hear your voice, come out of the shadows, dear
quietboy87778.
It's nice to have some fresh meat, but it sure is better with some canned
meanbean666.
Some of us are randy, some of us are fancy, I'm sure you'll fit in nicely,
sanchy.
I once saw a pirate handing out carrots, if you like that sort of things,
zombieparrot.
There were sightings of mermaids from deep, spend long enough and you'll spot one,
LeGnomePerfide.
Lastly, the tale of rum hidden about. If you find it, drink till you
b14cx0ut.
Don't like the rhymes for your nick? Obviously I'm not very good... *Hick!*